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Al Gore's Top 10 List of Rejected
Gore-Lieberman Campaign Slogans

As presented by Al Gore on The Late Show with David Letterman

September 14, 2000

  10.  Vote for me or I'll come to your home and explain my 191-page economic plan to you in excruciating detail.

9.   Remember America, I gave you the Internet and I can take it away. Think about it.

8.   Your vote automatically enters you in a drawing for the $123 billion surplus.

7.   With Lieberman on the ticket, you get all kinds of fun new days off. Vote for us, we're going to work 24/6.

6.   We know when the microphone is on.

5.   Vote for me and I will take whatever steps are necessary to outlaw the term, "Whazzzup."

4.   Gore-Lieberman: You don't have to worry about pork-barrel politics.

3.   You'll thank us in four years when the escalator to the moon is finished.

2.   If I can handle Letterman, I can handle Saddam Hussein.

And the #1 rejected Gore-Lieberman campaign slogan:

1.   I'll be twice as cool as that President guy in the "West Wing."

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