Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:
	Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner, eating a Christmas pie. He stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said, "What a good boy am I!"
has been changed to read:
	A young person of the male persuasion was situated near the intersection of two supporting elements at right angles to each other. Said person was involved in ingesting a saccharine composition prepared in conjunction with the ritual celebration of an annual religious event. Insertion into the saccharine composition of the opposable digit of his forelimb was followed by removal of a drop of genus Prunus. Immediately thereafter, this person made a declarative statement regarding the high quality of his character as a young male.

    See also, these cross-references:

• Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill
  
• Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat
  
• Mary Had A Little Lamb
  
• Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
  
• Old Mother Hubbard
  
• Three Blind Mice