Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:
	Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
has been changed to read:
	A young person of the female gender was the possessor of a small immature ruminant of the species genus Ovis, whose outermost covering reflected all wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. Regardless of the translational path chosen by the aforesaid young person, there was a 100% probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select the same pathway.

    See also, these cross-references:

• Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill
  
• Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat
  
• Little Jack Horner Sat In The Corner
  
• Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
  
• Old Mother Hubbard
  
• Three Blind Mice