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Mary Had A Little Lamb Nursery Rhyme

Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:


Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.


has been changed to read:


A young person of the female gender was the possessor of a small immature ruminant of the species genus Ovis, whose outermost covering reflected all wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. Regardless of the translational path chosen by the aforesaid young person, there was a 100% probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select the same pathway.


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