Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:
	Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockle shells, and pretty maids all in a row.
has been changed to read:
	A person of the female gender, extremely captious and given to opposed behavior, was questioned as to the dynamic state of her cultivated tract of land used for the production of various types of flora. The tract components were enumerated as argentous tone-producing agents, a rare species of oceanic growth, and pulchritudinous young females situated in a linear orientation.

    See also, these cross-references:

• Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill
  
• Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat
  
• Little Jack Horner Sat In The Corner
  
• Mary Had A Little Lamb
  
• Old Mother Hubbard
  
• Three Blind Mice