Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:
	Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, so the poor dog had none.
has been changed to read:
	A geriatric person of female gender proceeded to a storage compartment for the purpose of procuring a fragment of osseous tissue from an unidentified deceased specimen to transfer to an indigent carnivorous domesticated mammal, Canis familiaris, of the family Canidae. Upon arrival at her destination, she found the storage compartment in denuded condition, with the consequence that the indigent carnivore was deprived of the intended donation.

    See also, these cross-references:

• Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill
  
• Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat
  
• Little Jack Horner Sat In The Corner
  
• Mary Had A Little Lamb
  
• Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
  
• Three Blind Mice